Men vs Women: Showers (joke)?

How To Shower Like A Woman...


* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks.


* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.


* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.


* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.


* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.


* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.


* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.


* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.


* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.





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Men vs Women: Showers (joke)?
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