Who knows how to shower like a woman?

take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to whites and coloreds





walk to the bathroom wearing long dressing gown. if you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, you cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom





look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out you gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you’re getting fat





get in the show. look for facecloth, arm cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone





wash your hair once with cucumber shampoo with 83 added vitamins





wash your hair once with cucumber shampoo with 83 added vitamins





condition your hair with cucumber conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. leave on hair for 15 minutes





wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red raw





wash entire rest of body with gingernut body wash





rinse conditioner from hair. (this takes at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off)





shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead





scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure





turn off shower





squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots





get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel





check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit





attack with nails if found





return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head





if you see your boyfriend/husband along the way,cover up any exposed flesh and then rush to bedroom to spend at least an hour and a half getting dressed

Who knows how to shower like a woman?
not funny mahn.. it seriously sux pathetically
Reply:dont be a hateful person get a sense of humor Report It

Reply:And you know this how?
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Reply:nobody really showers like that, just put on shampoo,wash it, put in conditioner,wash, and maybe shave
Reply:That is sooo me! Except I have neither a husband nor boyfriend. And I don't do that ALL the time.
Reply:lol. cute but that is not how most women take a shower.
Reply:LOL. Yep. LOL.
Reply:alright
Reply:haha but this is kinda old a lot of people have told this same with the how to shower like a man ♥
Reply:and yu know this ... howw??
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Reply:LOL every chick I EVER knew, except 1, did it just this way! That 1 ain't around anymore! %26lt;sigh%26gt;





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Reply:pretty clever cause 9 outta 10 do that! i can agree with more then half! lol!
Reply:you have way too much time on your hands!!
Reply:Heard it before but you are missing the second part about the man's shower.