Shower guide for the sexes?

How to Shower Like a Woman





1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning.





2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see boyfriend/husband along the way, ignore juvenile "turban-head" jokes and run to bathroom.





3. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out stomach so as to complain about how fat you're getting.





4. Turn on hot water only.





5. Get in the shower -- once you've found it through all the steam.





6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.





7. Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins.





8. Rinse hair.





9. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.





10. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red and raw.





11. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Java Cake body wash.





12. Complain bitterly when you realize that your boyfriend/husband has once again been EATING your Ginger Nut and Java Cake body wash.





13. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that all the conditioner has come off).





14. Debate shaving armpits and legs and decide that you can't be bothered.





15. Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you get a rush of cold water.





16. Turn hot water on full and rinse off.





17. Dry with a towel the size of a small African country.











How to Shower Like a Man





1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.





2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.





3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)





4. Turn on the water.





5. Check for pecs again. (Still No.)





6. Get in the shower.





7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)





8. Wash your face.





9. Wash your armpits.





10. Wash your penis and surrounding area.





11. Wash your a**.





12. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.





13. Make a shampoo Mohawk.





14. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.





15. Pee.





16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.





17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.

Shower guide for the sexes?
Good one hun, though a little naughty. lol
Reply:very funny hun...thats my hubby spot on!!!
Reply:LOL it's true
Reply:LMAO! It's funny because it's true!
Reply:ha ha ha ha thats soooooooooooo true....star.x
Reply:Lol your an expert.
Reply:*****PMSL*****
Reply:Uh, women pee in the shower, too!
Reply:Hey! I don't take that long in the shower! (No matter what my boyfriend says...)
Reply:Lol...very good!!!
Reply:Wow you are an expert on everything. Great list. lol
Reply:Lol lmao.
Reply:So true
Reply:Lmao.....love it, but I'm nothing like that - honest!! :))
Reply:Still laughing at "turban head", "flash her" and "shampoo mohawk."
Reply:You were listening to the radio the other day........... I had a good laugh at that one myself!
Reply:Many thanks I had some concerns I was conducting myself in an unmanly manner. Now I know I have it spot on. i thought maybe there was suppose to be a third flash but could never figure out were it fitted.
Reply:Lmao that really gave me a good chuckle thank you
Reply:16a. Stand at the shower and cut toe nails making sure you leave all the clippings in the bath.





16b. Make sure your pubic hairs have found a new home in the plughole
Reply:good one.
Reply:Damn it, i love to flash as i come out of the shower, pmsl
Reply:Hey Carpy I am not THAT bad. pmsl
Reply:Very funny
Reply:this is adorable.from the description, i am half woman and half man.keep sending these
Reply:oh dear! i seemed to have turned into a man according to that synopsis!
Reply:Yep you got it right.
Reply:how true roflol

ben